A leak here, a leak there

As part of our “tell-all” policy, we are bringing to you selected excerpts from over 100 text messages leaked from the personal mobile phones of the main fest organizers in the village. We would like to take this opportunity to introduce two more villagers:

Cacofonix - A crucial senior member of the events team, it is his responsibility to ensure that all the musical events run on a tight, precise schedule. Of course, this is made all the more complicated by the fact that he usually forgets to attend events meetings and on the rare occasions when he does attend, usually curls up and goes to sleep in a corner within minutes.

Unhygienix – Unlike his name suggests, this infra team member is a stickler for hygiene. He is well renowned for using the choicest of Hindi and English nouns to address errant vendors and unsupportive club members. A key player in the Infra team, he complements Fullyautomatix perfectly. Perhaps a bit too perfectly, as the leaked messages of Dec 23 (the last one below) suggest.

Dec 12 2010 3:17 pm: Polysyllabix to Monosyllabix: 4 of my companies just refused to give sponsorship 4 Unmaad
Dec 12 2010 3:19 pm: Monosyllabix to Polysyllabix: Worsshhht guy, we needed tht money. What’ll I tell Tragicomix now? He’s already crying tht he can’t get judge money
 Dec 12 2010 3:21 pm: Polysyllabix to Monosyllabix: Tell him tht I’m trying to sell my kidney on the black market 2 raise money
 
Dec 14 2010 2:10 am: Tragicomix to Cacofonix: Have sent mail to Shah Rukh Khan to attend Unmaad 2011. Waiting for reply
Dec 14 2010 3:00 am: Cacofonix to Tragicomix: Good luck with that
Dec 14 2010 3:01 am: Tragicomix to Cacofonix: u think he won’t come?
Dec 14 2010 3:02 am: Cacofonix to Tragicomix: dude, y shud he come just because u mailed him? We need to be more persuasive than tht
Dec 14 2010 3:05 am: Tragicomix to Cacofonix: wht do u suggest?
Dec 14 2010 3:06 am: Cacofonix to Tragicomix: We’ll declare in the media that SRK is coming to Unmaad 2011. Then he’ll be forced to come
Dec 14 2010 3:09 am: Tragicomix to Cacofonix: Cool. U handle tht

Dec 23 2010 12:20 am: Fullyautomatix to Unhygienix: dude, shift closer to my room at least till Unmaad
Dec 23 2010 12:21 am: Unhygienix to Fullyautomatix: y?
Dec 23 2010 12:22 am: Fullyautomatix to Unhygienix: I want us to be closer together.